Erin Everheart Vs Chris Epic

I am Chris the Lumberjack Epic. I am 6'2" and 200 pounds. I'm fighting out of Las Vegas.

I am Erin Rapornzel Everhart. I am 5'9" and 125 pounds. I am fighting out of Las Vegas, Nevada.

Today I am calling out Erin Rapornzel Everhart, my wife and actual partner.

I am so tired of finding all those long hairs just in the drains, in my underwear, creeping in all kinds of crevices.

Today I think I'm going to get my revenge about all that and get all up in her crevices.