I cant wait to fuck you with a really huge dildo

Hmm. Such a cool new toy I got. Don't you think?

What? You don't like it? I think it's awesome. Can't wait to use it.

Oh, you think it's a little big? I don't think so.

It's like, what, average? At this? What, you can't take average?

Oh, you think it was for you? You thought it was for my girlfriends?