I know I'm provoking you, the least I could do is stroke you

You're the best big brother I could have ever asked for.

Hey sis, what's up?

Hey bro! Wow, you're still in bed, it's the afternoon already!

I mean, I'm checking my email, I'm awake. But why are you so excited?

Well, I went shopping today and I got a bunch of cute outfits and I was wondering...