I like to suck my stepdad's cock on the balcony while we are spied on

You really liked smoking a joint and watching your pH. Pretty old fat and slimy, but

Oh, you are. - I'm holding you like this. You're giving me a terrible blow job.

The last one, yes.

Ah, look, you're going to be alcalized, it seems. - Yeah, pretty much.

But I had a more fun idea.