I will stop your from playing with yourself permanently

You know what? You are so addicted to jerking off. How many times a day do you stroke that little penis of yours?

What, like five, six, more? Depends on the day.

That's ridiculous. Most guys jerk off like once a day.

Well, most guys are actually getting laid.

But not you. You're not getting laid. You have to just jerk your pathetic little penis all the time.