It's better to go bowling than to go to the old one's house at home

Honey, you called me because your husband cares more about bowling than he does about you.

Yes, he neglects me

Tell me. Yeah, really?

Yeah, he's gone four times a week and he's home now, he has to wait, and then he comes back and tells me how great it was.

You're exaggerating a bit. Well, bowling's good.