Pissing on a train and spraying the seat in the process

Hello there, I'm a bit of a mess because I'm travelling home from my American adventure

and I've been on the road for about 27 hours now and I've still got a couple of hours to go.

And so seeing as I have brought you a mile high pissing/wanking video

and then a just straight pissing on the bed video, I can't get my words out, I'm sorry.

I'm so tired. I thought I'd bring you a pissing on the train video.