Stepsister secretly slipped under my blanket at night...

Yes, she did. She left me a little something that doesn't involve my silk scrunchie.

I'm sure I didn't put anything in there. It's not there. It's not there.

I'm a mess. And who can't find a rubber band? I'm sure it's somewhere.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's she doing in my bed? You don't know.

Yeah, I'm glad. I'm just glad you have some stupid ways to come to me.