Stripping naked before pissing in a glass after a hot, sweaty walk with my bestie

Hello, hello, hello. How are you? I am distinctly overdressed. Looks like I'm in a bloody potato sack.

But, when I decided to go for a walk earlier, well, see, I decided to go for a walk, when I needed to take my pup out,

because it was very much autumn outside. And now it is not autumn outside, it is summer outside, and I have been melting.

Now I'm getting undressed, obviously. But, yeah, I've got some newfound tubs on the go, kind of.

Well, I do, which I am trying to get used to. I mean, I don't intend on keeping it full-time. Full-term? I don't know what I'm trying to say.